In this week’s Hazel’s Agony Aunt Address we talk with Dave about recent relationship issues he had with a Satanic Cowboy Coyote.
Hazel. Hi Dave.
Dave. You don’t want money do you ?
Hazel. No Dave I wanted to talk .
Dave. Didn’t we already talk on Lyin .
Hazel. Line yes we have .
Dave . People on Line want money and that little bear with a heart is evil .
Hazel. I hear you wanted relationship advice ?
Dave. That’s true, what’s the cost ?
Hazel. It’s free .
Dave. Hello.Sorry Hazel I need to build trust again .
Hazel. Can you walk and talk me through your problematic Coyote relationship
Hazel. Did you get advice? This situation seems dire .
Dave. Yes I contacted my friend Dick.
Hazel. Dick who ?
Dave. Dick Johnson . He said I should forge ahead without fear .
He can be extremely persuasive .
He talks about cats a lot too.
Dave. Is there a way out.
Hazel. I would recommend an airline ticket out and I’d punch that dick guy .
Dave . Sounds painful. Thanks for the advice.
Hazel. Sure .
Dave . You sound nice do you pole dance?